Black Is Not My Color

Yesterday i decided to wear an all black baju kurung kedah, black tudung with black open toe wedges. Friday la hari yg agak kurang semangat nak go work sebab x tau nk buat ape with 2hrs++ lunch break. Jd sebab tu la kena pakai baju ikut mood gitu..

Bulan puasa ni x minum kopi. Jadi bile pegi keje pagi2 tu, mata mmg syahdu panjang. And at the same time, still being a speed demon (yg tetap ikut speed limit lah, cume lebih 4km/h je dr limit..). It was a bit late, as shown by the less congested traffic on jln skudai highway. Waheeyyy dlm hati. Took a left turn, masuk jln pontian..drove straight sampailah kat second traffic light yg nk u-turn tu UTM bile tibe-tibe je.. *SCreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech*... muaaaaah

Maka hampir la gue tercium punggung kereta kt depan.Naza Sutera kaler ijau JJU 499. HAMPIR. the word is HAMPIR.

Pas2 da insiden tu, i got off the car quickly, malas nk create a scene kt tgh2 jln yg sesak tu.. akak keter depan punye la lembap kuar kereta. i inspected the bumper, thank god xde scratch walau sebesar kutu kucing pon. i swear!! legaaaa hati den. so i told the akak abt it as she got off her car and i apologized profusely. But the akak in front insist mmg i cium punggung kereta dia. Katanye "KALAU DA ADE BUNYI TU MEANS DA LANGGAR LAH!!!" dgn mata beliak dan bibir lipstick merah nyala die tu die tengking aku.. adehh sakit jantung gue.. Sabarrrrr

"Akak, buat pe saya nk tipu akak. Saya ckp betul, akak tgk la sendiri. Kalau betul langgar mesti ade kesan kt kereta saya jugak," kata gue.

She stomped her way to the back of her car, crouching.. belek2 bumper.. usap2.. x puas hati camne according to her.. 'bleh ade bunyi tapi langsung xde kesan kt keter die'.

So i cakap.. "mungkin bunyi tu dr tayar saya. sbb jln pn berpasir and saya press brake kuat2"

And dia sambung lagi.. "Tapi tadi ada bunyi!! Takkan la x langgar!!"

And then die buat sesuatu yang sangat la menyakitkan hati gue yg da mule panas tu.. ye lah jln sesak abis x nk lebih kurang.. ckp pn ganas aje..

Nak tau die buat ape??

Die pegi la tekan2 bumper dia.. tolak2.. tarik2... and sambil tu telling me.. "HAA TGK NI.. BUMPER NI MCM DA LONGGAR!"

"hanginnnnnnnnnnnn.. mmg laaa kalau bumper keter biasa pn kite tekan2.. tarik2.. ade goyang!! da namanye buat dr fibre glass.. keter akak kn buatan CHINA plak tu!! xkn la keter akak buat dr besi kelui plak!!!," kata gue.. dalam hati la.. eheh

dlm ketidak puasanhatinya, die pn berkata sambil mengembangkn lubang idungnye.. "Ada nombor tepon x.. bagi je la in case kalau ade ape2."

Dalam hati gue plak "ape 'in case tu'? balik ni nk g terajang tu bumper kasi cabut and then said my fault lah eh?".. tu kata2 gue.. DALAM HATI

Reluctantly i gave her my number, cos i was already late for work, org kiri kanan dok tgk2 dua lady driver ni tersadai tepi jln tanpa ade kesan ape2 kt kereta masing2.. Seriously langsung x bleh lebih kurang ni akak.. sambil bagi no tepon tu ade niat nk kasi salah nombor.. heheh.. tp nasib baik la bulan pose xde setan, so bagi je la nombor tu..

I salam her and mintak maaf agn.. die langsung x genggam tgn gue.. Sabarrrrrrr

And so i sped off.. dgn hati yg membara2 tapi insaf.

pas ni nk pakai baju kaler OREN plak.