Miss Universe 2006

Did you know, after being crowned this year Miss Universe, Ms Puerto Rico fainted on the stage??

In my humble opinion, her stick thin body just could not hold the weight of her bOObs and the crown altogether eh?

It is just not fair. How on earth those walking twigs earn perfectly rOund, bOuncy, fleshy bOObs and yet remain fat-free on the rest of their body?

Is there some kind of mantra well-guarded by those 'beauties' that could direct every fat on the body to go to the boobs instead of the tums, bums n hips?

How, how, how?

Oh, and she is only 18. I remember being 18 and still have plenty of baby fats. Where is the rest of hers?

Do enlighten me.